boy: may wi-fi ba dito?
crew: ay sir. wala po eh. apple-fi lang tsaka pineapple-fi.. do you still want to order sir?
what's in the number 7?
why is it God's perfect number?
well in fact.. 7 is an odd number!
there are 7 days a week..
7 wonders of the world..
in the bible.. you must forgive a person 77 times.
even the word FORGIVE has 7 letters.
the rainbow has 7 colors..
and the word RAINBOW has 7 letters.
even the word PROMISE.
maybe God designed it.
for even the word MYSTERY has 7 letters..
and now use OLAY TOTAL EFFECTS to fight the 7 signs of skin aging..
see the effect in just 7 days..
cheesiest poem ever made:
mahal kita. todo todo.
walang break. walang preno.
mabangga man sa kanto.
ikaw pa rin ang mahal ko.
sa dahon ng gumamela.
sa bulaklak ng sampaguita.
doon mo makikita ang
salitang "mahal kita."
mahal kita sa tagalog.
i love you sa english.
143 sa mathematics.
ewan ko lang sa physics.
tubig is water.
ilog is river.
combine it together.
i love you forever.
Pedro writing his medical entrance exam.. gives definitions as follows:
* antibody: against everybody
* artery: study of the paintings
* genes: blue denims
* hymen: greeting to several males
* labor pain: hurt at work
* liposuction: french kiss
* microbes: small dressing gowns
* cardiology: advanced study of playing cards
* cat scan: searching for lost cat
* coma: punctuation mark
* bacteria: back door to a cafeteria