definitions..

Pedro writing his medical entrance exam.. gives definitions as follows:

* antibody: against everybody

* artery: study of the paintings

* genes: blue denims

* hymen: greeting to several males

* labor pain: hurt at work

* liposuction: french kiss

* microbes: small dressing gowns

* cardiology: advanced study of playing cards

* cat scan: searching for lost cat

* coma: punctuation mark

* bacteria: back door to a cafeteria

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